Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Beavis From F.B.I.

PLAN:  MIKA
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Beavis going to a party and he steals the hosts diamond
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He ends up tripping on a tripwire and the alarm goes off and he starts trying to get out but the guards capture him and throws him in a cell in the basement
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Beavis heroically gets out to reveal his true identity
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|WARNING|This is a sequel to a show.

“WooHoo!” shouted a person in the party, Beavis looking good in his suit walked into the party, “What’s your name?”asked the security guard.”My name is Classified therefore I am FBI”said Beavis in a low voice.”Ummm well as confused as I am you can go in”said the security guard with the most confused face.Beavis entered the building and right when he went through the open doors the butler (AKA Geoff) asked Beavis if he wanted some wine and Beavis said no but then he asked “Where might I find the Bathroom” and as weird as the question was the butler told Beavis where to go.Beavis was in the bathroom and inside was a ventilation system and that was exactly what Beavis was looking for.He climbed through the vent and after a while of travelling through the vents he was on top of the Diamond.

 Beavis got his laser pen and he broke the vent.He fell down, “Uhh My butt!” whined Beavis.He got up after a few seconds of concussion and found that he was surrounded by lasers and he had just landed on a tripwire.”OH NO!” shouted Beavis, he started running to the diamond”Yes I got It”said Beavis.He sprinted for his life out of the highly secured vault.Suddenly he sees two security guards, “Hi FBI”said the security guard that is still confused “You think you could trick me?”.Beavis tried to run past them but then he tripped over and got caught.”Ugh where am I?”said Beavis.”You thought that you could get my diamond?!Huh”shouted the random guy, “No”replied Beavis “Why are we in your basement?”asked Beavis.”No reason” said the random guy.Beavis had to think of a plan and fast or else he will not be able to pay rent...To be continued in the next paragraph

Beavis woke up, he saw one guard in the room and coincidentally he was asleep.Beavis thought fast he shook the chair he was sitting on and shuffled over to the guard and stole the keys, Beavis uncuffed himself and went upstairs back to the house.The party was over but Beavis didn’t think that was a good thing, he thought (sometimes when you think about something long and hard you will get an idea) then he disguised himself as the sleeping guard.Beavis whispered sarcastically to himself “Light sleeper, am I right?”.Beavis walked along through the whole house and he told all of the guards that his shift was over but suddenly…”Where are you going?”said a creepy old voice, that voice came around the corner “Uhh my shift is over”explained Beavis as he tried to keep a straight face with the scary man looking at him “It is I the butler and you may be free of your duties” said the butler “Uhh What does that mean?” replied Beavis “You're Fired!” shouted the butler.Beavis walked out of the house, he ran away and when he got far enough he screamed with joy “Wait a minute” “Are you kidding me, I don’t have my diamond” “Whyyyyyyyy!” Beavis pulled off some of his skin.After a while of shedding skin the narrator (me) Realized he was a she all along and Beavis’ real name was Miss Pitt...

Monday, 1 May 2017

Term 2 Goals

Last term my goals were to Get a cultural badge from doing Kapa Haka and Choir.My other goal was to get to stage 8 maths by the end of term 3.

So far I have not achieved my goals but I have gotten into Kapa Haka and Choir.Also I am progressing through maths and I think that I could get to stage 8 by the end of term 3.

This term my smart goals are to Get a cultural badge from doing Kapa Haka and Choir.My other goal was to get to stage 8 maths by the end of term 3.

I am going to achieve these by working hard and concentrating in choir and Kapa Haka, and I can also work hard in maths to get more Smart.

Wednesday, 12 April 2017

Te Reo

My Recount

The Day I Got Lost, Or Did I?:
When My Family Couldn’t Find
Me

Once when I was 3 or 4 My Mum got my food ready but then she couldn’t find me.After searching for me around the whole house she asked my sister where I was and they didn’t know.So then they all searched outside and they couldn’t find me so they searched the neighborhood and called the cops; then the funniest thing happened...They found me in my baby toy car.After that, my parents couldn’t trust me to stay home alone.

Thursday, 30 March 2017

My Visual Mihi!

Giant Monster Tennis!

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It was the greatest match the world had ever seen! The boy’s colossal legs waded through the water, sending shockwaves through the city engulfed in shadow. With a loud grunt, the enormous child lunged towards the sun, ready to take the shot…then suddenly the loch ness monster appeared out of nowhere.The colossal kid attacked the loch ness monster and stabbed it ‘till it died and blood was everywhere then he cried because it was his mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!